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PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF USE CAREFULLY BEFORE USING THIS WEBSITE. All users of this site agree that access to and use of this site are subject to the following terms and conditions and other applicable law. If you do not agree to...

(Translation: You say you will use our site responsibly and behave yourself.)


The entire content included in this site, including but not limited to text, graphics or code is copyrighted as a collective work under the United States and other copyright laws, and is the property of Metro Vapors, LLC. The collective work includes works that are licensed to Metro Vapors, LLCCopyright 2013Metro Vapors, LLC ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Permission is granted to electronically copy and print hard copy portions of this site for the sole purpose of placing an order with Metro Vapors, LLC or purchasing Metro Vapors, LLC products. You may display and, subject to any expressly stated restrictions or limitations relating to specific material, download or print portions of the material from the different areas of the site solely for your own non-commercial use, or to place an order with Metro Vapors, LLC or to purchase Metro Vapors, LLC products. Any other use, including but not limited to the reproduction, distribution, display or transmission of the content of this site is strictly prohibited, unless authorized by Metro Vapors, LLC. You further agree not to change or delete any proprietary notices from materials downloaded from the site.

(Translation: Everything you see on this website. It's mine. All of it, don't even try to pretend like it's yours. You can download and print stuff you see, but don't be tryin' to pretend like it's yours, or we gonna have words.)


All trademarks, service marks and trade names of Metro Vapors, LLC used in the site are trademarks or registered trademarks of Metro Vapors, LLC

(Translation: You know it's all my stuff, cuz it says Metro Vapors, LLC all over it..)

Warranty Disclaimer

This site and the materials and products on this site are provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind, whether express or implied. To the fullest extent permissible pursuant to applicable law, Metro Vapors, LLC disclaims all warranties, express or implied, including, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose and non-infringement. Metro Vapors, LLC does not represent or warrant that the functions contained in the site will be uninterrupted or error-free, that the defects will be corrected, or that this site or the server that makes the site available are free of viruses or other harmful components. Metro Vapors, LLC does not make any warrantees or representations regarding the use of the materials in this site in terms of their correctness, accuracy, adequacy, usefulness, timeliness, reliability or otherwise. Some states do not permit limitations or exclusions on warranties, so the above limitations may not apply to you.

(Translation: I don't personally provide any warranty on these products, but I only provide the best products, and they are quality checked before being shipped. I also don't provide any warranty on the website or it's functionality, but I am using the #1 E-Commerce Provider on the web.)

Limitation of Liability

Metro Vapors, LLC shall not be liable for any special or consequential damages that result from the use of, or the inability to use, the materials on this site or the performance of the products, even if Metro Vapors, LLC has been advised of the possibility of such damages. Applicable law may not allow the limitation of exclusion of liability or incidental or consequential damages, so the above limitation or exclusion may not apply to you.

(Translation: If you can't figure out how to use the website, don't blame me. If you can't figure out how to use the product you've purchased, and something goes awry, don't blame me.)

Typographical Errors

In the event that a Metro Vapors, LLC product is mistakenly listed at an incorrect price, Metro Vapors, LLC reserves the right to refuse or cancel any orders placed for product listed at the incorrect price. Metro Vapors, LLC reserves the right to refuse or cancel any such orders whether or not the order has been confirmed and your credit card charged. If your credit card has already been charged for the purchase and your order is cancelled, Metro Vapors, LLC shall issue a credit to your credit card account in the amount of the incorrect price.

(Translation: nineX is only human, he may have misspelled something or put in the wrong price. If he did, we'll flog him, and cancel the order for you and update the price. If you already paid, we'll credit you back.)

Term; Termination

These terms and conditions are applicable to you upon your accessing the site and/or completing the registration or shopping process. These terms and conditions, or any part of them, may be terminated by Metro Vapors, LLC without notice at any time, for any reason. The provisions relating to Copyrights, Trademark, Disclaimer, Limitation of Liability, Indemnification and Miscellaneous, shall survive any termination.

(Translation: It's up to me, but if I feel like we don't need these rules between us, I can squash it, but all my stuff is still mine.)


Metro Vapors, LLC may deliver notice to you by means of e-mail, a general notice on the site, or by other reliable method to the address you have provided to Metro Vapors, LLC.

(Translation: We're probably going to send you electronic maily type stuff,... but it'll be good stuff.)


Your use of this site shall be governed in all respects by the laws of the state of California, U.S.A., without regard to choice of law provisions, and not by the 1980 U.N. Convention on contracts for the international sale of goods. You agree that jurisdiction over and venue in any legal proceeding directly or indirectly arising out of or relating to this site (including but not limited to the purchase of Metro Vapors, LLC products) shall be in the state or federal courts located in Los Angeles County, California. Any cause of action or claim you may have with respect to the site (including but not limited to the purchase of Metro Vapors, LLC products) must be commenced within one (1) year after the claim or cause of action arises. Metro Vapors, LLC's failure to insist upon or enforce strict performance of any provision of these terms and conditions shall not be construed as a waiver of any provision or right. Neither the course of conduct between the parties nor trade practice shall act to modify any of these terms and conditions. Metro Vapors, LLC may assign its rights and duties under this Agreement to any party at any time without notice to you.

(Translation: Since the server is in California, that's where we'd have to go to court if you misbehave yourself.)

Use of Site

Harassment in any manner or form on the site, including via e-mail, chat, or by use of obscene or abusive language, is strictly forbidden. Impersonation of others, including a Metro Vapors, LLC or other licensed employee, host, or representative, as well as other members or visitors on the site is prohibited. You may not upload to, distribute, or otherwise publish through the site any content which is libelous, defamatory, obscene, threatening, invasive of privacy or publicity rights, abusive, illegal, or otherwise objectionable which may constitute or encourage a criminal offense, violate the rights of any party or which may otherwise give rise to liability or violate any law. You may not upload commercial content on the site or use the site to solicit others to join or become members of any other commercial online service or other organization.

(Translation: You say you will use our site responsibly and behave yourself.)

Participation Disclaimer

Metro Vapors, LLC does not and cannot review all communications and materials posted to or created by users accessing the site, and is not in any manner responsible for the content of these communications and materials. You acknowledge that by providing you with the ability to view and distribute user-generated content on the site, Metro Vapors, LLC is merely acting as a passive conduit for such distribution and is not undertaking any obligation or liability relating to any contents or activities on the site. However, Metro Vapors, LLC reserves the right to block or remove communications or materials that it determines to be (a) abusive, defamatory, or obscene, (b) fraudulent, deceptive, or misleading, (c) in violation of a copyright, trademark or; other intellectual property right of another or (d) offensive or otherwise unacceptable to Metro Vapors, LLC in its sole discretion.

(Translation: If you don't behave yourself, we will be forced to become cross with you.)


You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Metro Vapors, LLC, its officers, directors, employees, agents, licensors and suppliers (collectively the "Service Providers") from and against all losses, expenses, damages and costs, including reasonable attorneys' fees, resulting from any violation of these terms and conditions or any activity related to your account (including negligent or wrongful conduct) by you or any other person accessing the site using your Internet account.

(Translation: If you don't behave, and we have to become cross with you, we are not footing the bill for your end of things.)

Third-Party Links

In an attempt to provide increased value to our visitors, Metro Vapors, LLC may link to sites operated by third parties. However, even if the third party is affiliated with Metro Vapors, LLC, Metro Vapors, LLC has no control over these linked sites, all of which have separate privacy and data collection practices, independent of Metro Vapors, LLC. These linked sites are only for your convenience and therefore you access them at your own risk. Nonetheless, Metro Vapors, LLC seeks to protect the integrity of its web site and the links placed upon it and therefore requests any feedback on not only its own site, but for sites it links to as well (including if a specific link does not work).

(Translation: We link to other places, we can't police those other places, so don't blame me if something goes awry.)

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